The Dynamic Duo of Doom


Going Home: Jesus and Buddha as Brothers:


The High Adventures of Oopsie and Fooey ~ The Dynamic Duo of Doom

Starring but not limited to:
Oopsie and Daisy, Captain Crazy, Fooey and Floozy, et al.

Once upon a time, a story was interrupted by an important message from on High.

This is the day that the L-rd has made;
let us rejoice and be glad in it.
~Psalm 118:24


Wisdom for to-day, which is according to most calendars unremarkable or plagued with holiday and too much ado about nothing, is to return the day to Whom it rightly belongs and then find rhyme or reason to rejoice therein and therein alone find your reward for the day’s labors, activity, inactivity, waste, gain, or what have you.
To make all men of a sudden equal, monetarily speaking, is not robbery, nor loss of interest or savings, but right and due dispensation of worth and riches stored for the Commonwealth of the People, by the People and for the People.
To make all reward precisely and definitively one and the same amount is the equality the civil rights and current gay rights movements boast of seeking in vain, brought suddenly and matter of factly to One as to all without respect of persons small or great as they may consider themselves to be. Leaving all with the quandary alike of having to prove themselves greater or lesser without the benefit of reward other than that which is with them, in them and which they bring to the table of all, as is their sworn duty to countrymen and G-d alike.
Their abilities and talents may be greater or lesser, more noteworthy or otherwise; yet the reward therefore would be the selfsame plus nothing that he who lacks ability or has no talent nevertheless possesses the same need and deserving lacks or needs. Give a dog a bone, he should gnaw all day without complaint or whine. Likewise, the pastured animal may ruminate all day long without murmur or restriction binding. The donkey will be too busy pulling its own weight to posture or gesticulate politically and the bull to active in the granary or field to be penned in or prodded out of the Way, thus keeping time in a fashion that the best of calendars may not mark, keep or direct.
The Lion shall sleep by day and hunt its prey by night when others enjoy the safety of Shepherd’s keep or stable’s stability; home on the range’s reward singular being a family affair the government may not intrude upon. The elephant may trample all else to the four winds and find itself an oasis to enjoy otherwise, and so as the donkey, find little time with opinions and their similitude to play or mess with.


Just got home from Illinois locked the front door oh boy!
Got to sit down take a rest on the porch.
Imagination sets in pretty soon I’m singin’
Doo doo doo lookin’ out my back door.
There’s a giant doing cartwheels a statue wearin’ high heels.
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn.
A dinosaur Victrola list’ning to Buck Owens.
Doo doo doo lookin’ out my back door.
Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
Won’t you take a ride on the flyin’ spoon?
Doo, doo doo.
Wond’rous apparition provided by magician.
Doo doo doo lookin’ out my back door.
Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
Won’t you take a ride on the flyin’ spoon?
Doo, doo doo.
Bother me tomorrow, today, I’ll buy no sorrows.
Doo doo doo lookin’ out my back door.
Forward troubles Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn.
Bother me tomorrow, today, I’ll buy no sorrow.
Doo doo doo lookin’ out my back door.


Accidental genius is the best enjoyed precisely so and only in a realm fantastic as a land of free and brave individuals may engender in their posterity if given the same time, leisure and opportunity equal.
The Lion’s share does not change, but note neither may any of the animals of the Kingdom be offended or wronged in consequence. The tiger’s growling notwithstanding and duly noted, you have had your say and only a donkey would go on to bray but you’ll note has heretofore been put back to work and remains too busy to stray or nay say.
On these equal grounds man and beast alike may still and yet vie and compete for mastery, reward, acclamation of peers and glories in stories differing but never prompting any to behold with disdain or look down upon anyone else as less than worthy of equal rights benefiting and befitting One and all concerned.

Haredingers of Dualism.


A reward unseemly cancels out the real glory and reason for competition in the first place. Other than peer admiration and devotion to being all you can be for the sake of all concerned or unconcerned. Stars are made brighter and shine more distinctly when they don’t burst before their time. Shooting stars are or may be noteworthy tragedies for enveloping darkness does not make one as Light shared may be but the remembrance speaks from contemporaries and ennobles far more than the dwindling glory of a flash in the pan may tell.

Right and due judgment sets all men on equal grounds, whether they choose to excel or repel and disassociate – treason is more healthy than rhyme without reason and is more honorable when the hosts may be wrong or in collusive error leading all into a pit dug for the purpose of removal of what cumbers without consideration allegiant or at least friendly and familiar in Spirit.

Bring together all religions that promote distinction and unity though they vary or disagree sharply on creed and devotion or purpose of notion.

If they all agree there is One G-d – Chosen status will be decided by Choice not of man but of G-d; and whereas He esteems not the persons of any man but acknowledges any that choose and hunger, thirst and labor to promote righteousness in character, company and composure winning, none may fail to hit the mark easily discerned and manifest as Destiny.


True religion has never been a problem. The problem, wherever a noble cause or inclination has taken hold or arisen, so to speak, is in finding a place and meeting point for the same to flourish in a world which is manifestly irreligious and ungodly in composure and inhospitable in exposure.
The very last thing a religion should be, Paul’s gospel notwithstanding, is competitive to an ill degree.

And if any man claims a saving religion, in particular, competition is outlawed by doctrine and covenant, though not necessarily disallowed nor cause for excommunication immediate or even pending investigation.

Judgment being G-d’s sole prerogative, no man has any real right or claim to judge another without absconding and attributing any said judgment to a Higher Authority which would otherwise prove faulty and flattering, missing the mark exacting due penalty or penance. After all, it is likely a case of misguidance rather than Miss Fortune Cookie.

Failure to attain to any degree of personal greatness remains mankind’s singular noteworthy achievement upon the Whole.
Humanity and spirituality so-called is chock-full of fail, in order that we might know, feel and appreciate the difference and leave matters beyond our scope and compass in Higher Hands so as not to be found guilty of the great transgression.

Job 38


Anything beyond ordinary is subject to breach of Faith and must be scrutinized chiefly because it stands out.

Not that I mean to condemn originality or inspiration! Certainly not and quite the contrary! Only that I mean to say that the same is its own reward, especially if it be of the Holy Spirit, and haters reap as haters sow unless they be found to be undercover lovers seeking the highest good out of the lowest low and most forlorn of fates.

Over comers tend to over achieve and over compensate but never overbear or overwhelm in a negative way or to a negative degree unless it is absolutely necessary for the sake of saving even a single soul from perdition.

“It is a small thing to be judged of you (others); Yea, I judge not my own self…But they who compare themselves by themselves are unwise, etc.” ~Saint Paul.

If we bring G-d into any equation, we eventually, sooner or later, must come to reckon with Zero which opposes all who magnify themselves or exalt themselves and esteem others as less than worthy.

Such entities bring disaster and destruction upon multitudes of people and as an American phenomenon usually end rather infamously and derisively for their efforts treasonous to the American Spirit- A Unique Experience unrivaled in all the world precisely because it has no rivals, is enjoyed by One as by all, seeks no glory, opposes none, welcomes all and desires no injury, but is, at Her best most like unto unfeigned love and charity unrestrained by any and which always trust, loves, endures, etc.

We are a unique people in that we strive to be on the same page, and see eye to eye, even when deprived of light and the light is waning or when we are ashamed and find it difficult to look up with any degree of pride.

The way we find strength to remain calm and carry on is in building up, or encouraging one another rather than otherwise; each seeking his neighbor’s good before his own and his competitor’s honor above his own that our own mettle might prove as worthy as and even in matters of sport or war we are found to be of fair and noble mindset. Winning is not the point, it is nice to experience but not the reason we enter the race. Victory depends mostly upon chance. The best and most efficiently trained runner may ‘break a leg’ and stumble across the finish line long after the crowd has dispersed and gone home and yet come off the victor in the long run and end of race victoriously, unless he run amiss or astray of the goal for reason of an ill capacity or intention within. Victors are not crowned because they ran in a race but because they ran in a race.

Caps and gowns and stolen crowns are perplexing when all have lost the race they entered or failed the test according to calculations inward yet outwardly telling as well, when the wreathed is bereaved or the crowned is frowned upon.

That is why they say it is a ‘long run’ and the Judge may overturn and overturn until the victor arrives who may be found or who has the right to Victory in anywise; Penny wise, everyone realizes why the tortoise won the race.

It’s how you may deal and denote when all that matters is tugging at you and all that flatters is bugging at you or worse.

“Brethren, believe not every spirit but try the spirits to see whether or not they be of G-d.”

“Does Job fear G-d for naught?”

“Brethren, G-d is love.”

Stupid Cupid might not be that stupid after all.

“Lucky..” ~Napoleon Dynamite

“Joshua fit the battle…” ~African American Slaves.


Unfortunately, longing for something is better than longing for nothing and we don’t discover the value of anything at all until it is too late or gone. Reality can be so painful and bereaving, but I still believe it better to accept the Truth while enduring loss and failure and enjoy it for what it may be rather than abandon yourself and lose all for the comfort of delusional facts or even visionary fancies.
The natural man is crude and cold. The Spiritual man is insightful and warm; the stream of Life flows in the servants of G-d, and only those who share this Gift can be said to really have anything worth treasuring, which is precisely why they don’t mind giving up all worldly comforts and gains. Our treasure is not of this world, but wherever it affects the created a longing insists and persists forever, throughout time and all eternity.

Ecclesiastes 9:4
For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a living dog is better than a dead lion.

Jeremiah 17:13
O L-rd, the hope of Israel, all that forsake thee shall be ashamed, and they that depart from me shall be written in the earth, because they have forsaken the L-rd, the fountain of living waters.

The Kingdom must come if for no more reason than it makes all of life bearable if not enjoyable for One and all.

Ecclesiastes 3:18
I said in mine heart concerning the estate of the sons of men, that G-d might manifest them, and that they might see that they themselves are beasts.

Romans 8

Mosiah 8

Matthew 7

Psalm 35

Idolatry = Pay 2 Play

Religion = Nullify 2 Be; exact no more than due to be included, forgiven and blessed.

Royalty and nobility may become a sojourn of weariness and when cheated its foundations shaken and the wrath of G-d is stirred.

Everything becomes secretive and pretended and friend’s sick (sic) evidence comes into play, where a trap may be laid for fowl to ensnare a cure or catch a friend playing chicken.

If there were anything I might be to this generation, I would be harmless and
ordinary; although heroic in spite of many rats that aim to infest, infect and destroy what little capacity our world may have for Kingdom interest.

I would be a pillar of selfless charity; one through whom we might restore fortunes of lost graces and capacity for wonder and appreciation daunting and even imperiling a generation with a sense of something they haven’t ever experienced; something so epically viral, even the hardest of souls would take note and cringe before its impending destructive force that would not be the here and now fear of a battle waged against us, or the storm of an east wind set to decrease all our increase, nor storm or earthquake that would stir them to repent and bow the knee but that they may know by contrast the importance of what they do have and fear the inability to hear the still small voice that follows all that may terrify and the music of social accord, unity and harmony that blends and lends each man with a sense of real soul worth; something no thief may identify with nor steal away from us if we stand together united in Him who created all things, both in heaven and in the earth beneath.

When done rightly, even experienced vicariously, Kingdom participation is an hundredfold more enjoyable than otherwise.

Otherwise is worse than Herodian mistrust or devil’s envy or an apostle reverting to his former self, commanding an Edomite to slay the L-RD’s priests, as an unclean whore over her own mob of miscreants may. These are but misguided, unbelieving, fearful animals living in constant dread of one another.

Galatians 5:14-16
For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this: “Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.”
But if ye bite and devour one another, take heed that ye not be consumed one by another.
This I say then: Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfill the lust of the flesh.

A generation so willing to be angry with anyone save it be the real enemy of their own souls, which may be to my soul’s horror, their own soul’s hunger, who have abandoned themselves to destruction and know not what courage and bravery may have been had it an opportunity to enter in and take hold of the country or arena’s heartbeat once more; assuming belligerent, hateful, unreasonable humors to be somehow better than the glory of a valiant hero of godly purpose and intention; One among whom could sweep away the vast multitude of ungodly wretches otherwise have become in an instant of thunderstruck wrath unto victory glorious.

If HaShem of hosts had intended to create a new religion or church why would Messiah say “I have come only to call the lost sheep of the house of Israel.”? Jews.
Or HaShem Himself, ‘Return unto Me for I have redeemed you.’

Gentile preachers created Xtianity, it is priest craft and the table of idols, not of G-d.

HaShem is ‘the Name’; Christ is His Son/Servant.

But it is part of Us to make mistakes and err grandiosely. Even the Chosen make lots of mistakes and often on purpose or sometimes intentionally- G-d forgive! It is obviously necessary to combat the unreasonable denial of a Creator and Supreme Being and find, make, and maintain space sacred for worshipping the Same in Truth and in Spirit.

‘Christian’ is just a label for gentiles who believe in Christ, HaShem’s servant.

But most of the early church apostles and disciples, Paul, Peter, James, John, etc. called and considered themselves Jews as they preached Christ as Messiah.

No Jew will say the Name for fear of or awe of G-d’s Name, and usually use HaShem or Adonai or Yah or an abbreviation, B’H’!

Idolatry is dangerous and as concerns the Christ and His disciples it is murderous.

Isaiah 29

The thing Christians so-called do have is a sure bet or pur in the lottery:

Ecclesiastes 12:11
The words of the wise are as goads, and as nails fastened by the masters of assemblies, which are given from one shepherd.

Isaiah 11:10
And in that day there shall be a root of Jesse, which shall stand for an ensign of the people; to it shall the Gentiles seek: and his rest shall be glorious.

Matthew 23:8-15
But you are not to be called rabbi, for you have one teacher, and you are all brethren. And call no man your father on earth, for you have one Father, who is in heaven. Neither be called masters, for you have one master, the Christ. He who is greatest among you shall be your servant; whoever exalts himself will be humbled, and whoever humbles himself will be exalted.
“But woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because you shut the kingdom of heaven against men; for you neither enter yourselves, nor allow those who would enter to go in. Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for you traverse sea and land to make a single proselyte, and when he becomes a proselyte, you make him twice as much a child of hell as yourselves.


Isaiah 48:1
Hear ye this, O house of Jacob, which are called by the name of Israel, and are come forth out of the waters of Judah, which swear by the name of the L-rd, and make mention of the God of Israel, but not in truth, nor in righteousness. For they call themselves of the holy city, and stay themselves upon the God of Israel; The L-rd of hosts is his name. I have declared the former things from the beginning; and they went forth out of my mouth, and I shewed them; I did them suddenly, and they came to pass. Because I knew that thou art obstinate, and thy neck is an iron sinew, and thy brow brass; I have even from the beginning declared it to thee; before it came to pass I shewed it thee: lest thou shouldest say, Mine idol hath done them, and my graven image, and my molten image, hath commanded them. Thou hast heard, see all this; and will not ye declare it? I have shewed thee new things from this time, even hidden things, and thou didst not know them.
Yea, thou heardest not; yea, thou knewest not; yea, from that time that thine ear was not opened: for I knew that thou wouldest deal very treacherously, and wast called a transgressor from the womb.
For my name’s sake will I defer mine anger, and for my praise will I refrain for thee, that I cut thee not off.
Behold, I have refined thee, but not with silver; I have chosen thee in the furnace of affliction.
For mine own sake, even for mine own sake, will I do it: for how should my name be polluted? and I will not give my glory unto another.
Hearken unto me, O Jacob and Israel, my called; I am he; I am the first, I also am the last.
Mine hand also hath laid the foundation of the earth, and my right hand hath spanned the heavens: when I call unto them, they stand up together.
All ye, assemble yourselves, and hear; which among them hath declared these things? The L-rd hath loved him: he will do his pleasure on Babylon, and his arm shall be on the Chaldeans.
I, even I, have spoken; yea, I have called him: I have brought him, and he shall make his way prosperous.
Come ye near unto me, hear ye this; I have not spoken in secret from the beginning; from the time that it was, there am I: and now the L-rd God, and his Spirit, hath sent me.
Thus saith the L-rd, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the L-rd thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go.
O that thou hadst hearkened to my commandments! then had thy peace been as a river, and thy righteousness as the waves of the sea:
Thy seed also had been as the sand, and the offspring of thy bowels like the gravel thereof; his name should not have been cut off nor destroyed from before me.
Go ye forth of Babylon, flee ye from the Chaldeans, with a voice of singing declare ye, tell this, utter it even to the end of the earth; say ye, The L-rd hath redeemed his servant Jacob.
And they thirsted not when he led them through the deserts: he caused the waters to flow out of the rock for them: he clave the rock also, and the waters gushed out.
There is no peace, saith the L-rd, unto the wicked.

D&C 45:66-75
And it shall be called the New Jerusalem, a land of peace, a city of refuge, a place of safety for the saints of the Most High God;
And the glory of the L-rd shall be there, and the terror of the L-rd also shall be there, insomuch that the wicked will not come unto it, and it shall be called Zion.
And it shall come to pass among the wicked, that every man that will not take his sword against his neighbor must needs flee unto Zion for safety.
And there shall be gathered unto it out of every nation under heaven; and it shall be the only people that shall not be at war one with another.
And it shall be said among the wicked: Let us not go up to battle against Zion, for the inhabitants of Zion are terrible; wherefore we cannot stand.
And it shall come to pass that the righteous shall be gathered out from among all nations, and shall come to Zion, singing with songs of everlasting joy.
And now I say unto you, keep these things from going abroad unto the world until it is expedient in me, that ye may accomplish this work in the eyes of the people, and in the eyes of your enemies, that they may not know your works until ye have accomplished the thing which I have commanded you;
That when they shall know it, that they may consider these things.
For when the L-rd shall appear he shall be terrible unto them, that fear may seize upon them, and they shall stand afar off and tremble.
And all nations shall be afraid because of the terror of the L-rd, and the power of his might. Even so. Amen.

…and so, a great disaster was averted that day and the Jews celebrated a wonderful feast in the month of AdarII 5774 in the land of ZaraZionJeruSalam for the L-RD had spared Oopsie and Daisy, Fooey and Floozy, thanks to Captain Crazy and his crew of merry lunatics….And the Greatest Show on Earth became in due course of time the Greatest Kingdom on Earth, that was never again troubled nor ashamed by wickedness, corruption or the stain of sin and death. Amen.



About barzdovg666

I'm a revelationist/prophestylist, and lover and servant of HaShem of Hosts.
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